Butter Vs Margarine

Ever wonder who is the Great Muhammad Ali ? Butter or Margarine?

Before we decide who gets Knocked Out first , let me share with you their biography.

Butter

- produced by churning/stirring milk *straight from the nipples

- become real soft or melt with Malaysia climate

- Located in the Cold Section/Refrigerator in supermarket and home *other wise it will be a mess

- Example of brand : Tartura, Anchor, President, Lurpak

- It could be Salted or Unsalted *always get the unsalted one

- Always look for the word BUTTER *otherwise you'll be buying Margarine

Margarine

- produced from (Hydrogenating Vegetable Oil = Liquid Oil -> Solid Oil) *Playing Frankenstein
- Grey Fat Solid Oil Bleached White & Dyed Yellow * @.@?

-  it's firm & spreadable with Malaysia Climate

- Example of Brand: Planta, Daisy, Marigold

- Located on the shelf of supermarket *Does not need refrigeration
- Usually come in a Tub or Tin, sometimes Block

Who shall be crowned as the Champion?
Butter or Margarine?
I would choose Butter over Margarine. Why ?

3 Simple Reasons
1) Margarine contains Trans Fat *Man Made Fat
- Increase Bad Cholesterol (LDL), Decrease Good Cholesterol (HDL) *Heart Attack?
- Decrease Immunity System *Falling Sick?
- Increase risk of Diabetes *Cut your legs off?

2) Unnatural *You like fake boobies?
- I flung my Chemistry so please refer -> Process of Making Margarine

3) Difficult to wash it off
- I challenge you to apply some on your hand and wash it off *Good luck
- It might even clog up your sink *It will also clog up your artery

- It's only useful to use in on your Ass to reduce the pain in the ass given by your Bosses

Just take a few minutes explaining to your family whenever, where-ever, whatever you can, unless you want to see your friends and families getting a heart attack.

It's your choice, your life